Schoolstories:(1)H2O:Onedaythescienceteacheraskedtheclass,
"What'sthechemicalformulaforwater?"Aboyputuphishand,andtheteachersaid,"Yes?"theboysaid"HIJKLMNO"."Areyoutryingtobefunny?"askedtheteacherangrily."No,sir."saidtheboy."YousaidtheformulawasHtoO."(2)10+20:Ateacherwastryingtoteachalittlegirltoadd.Sosheaskedthegirl,"IfIhavetenapplesinmylefthand,andsomeoneputstwentyapplesinmyrighthand,whathaveIgot"Thelittlegirlthoughtandthensaid,"Bighands."(3)Iam...:AteacherwastestingherpupilsonEnglishgrammar."WhocanmakeasentencebeginningwithI"sheaskedtheclass.Lotsofgirlsputtheirhandsup,andtheteacherchoseoneofthem.Thegirlbegan,"Iis...","No."theteachersaid."YoumustsayIam.""OK.Iamtheninthletterofthealphabet(字母表)."